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Holy Crap! The World is Ending!: How a Trip to the Bookstore Led to Sex with an Alien and the Destruction of Earth (The Anunnaki Chronicles, #1)
Author: Anna-Marie Abell
Year: September 21, 2017
Format: PDF
File size: PDF 3.8 MB
Language: English



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Holy Crap The World is Ending How a Trip to the Bookstore Led to Sex with an Alien and the Destruction of Earth The Anunnaki Chronicles 1 In the midst of an impending apocalypse, Autumn, a drop-dead gorgeous and kickass ninja ad executive, has been tasked with saving all of humanity. The president has just announced that a rogue moon is headed straight for Earth, threatening to destroy the planet and its inhabitants. As expected, chaos erupts everywhere, but surprisingly, Taco Bell remains open and profitable during these last days. With a bottle of wine and a wheel of Brie cheese, Autumn hijacks a spaceship and embarks on a mission to save her fellow humans, accompanied by her sexy alien boyfriend and her kleptomaniac friend with fire-retardant hair. The task at hand is straightforward: loot the Ark of the Covenant from a secret government bunker beneath a department store in Arkansas and use it to unite the entire human race in a single group hug. Sounds easy, right? Well, along the way, Autumn discovers just how sheltered people are from the truth about extraterrestrial life and their immense power to either protect or destroy us.
Holy Crap The World is Ending How a Trip to the Bookstore d to Sex with an Alien and the Destruction of Earth The Anunnaki Chronicles 1 В разгар надвигающегося апокалипсиса перед Autumn, drop-dead gifful and kickass ninja ad executive, была поставлена задача спасти все человечество. Только что президент объявил, что прямо к Земле направляется луна-изгой, угрожая уничтожить планету и ее жителей. Как и ожидалось, повсюду вспыхивает хаос, но, что удивительно, Taco Bell остается открытой и прибыльной в эти последние дни. С бутылкой вина и колесом сыра Бри, Осень захватывает космический корабль и отправляется на миссию по спасению своих собратьев-людей в сопровождении своего сексуального инопланетного парня и своего друга-клептомана с огнезащитными волосами. Поставленная задача проста: разграбить Ковчег Завета из секретного правительственного бункера под универмагом в Арканзасе и с его помощью объединить всю человеческую расу в единое групповое объятие. Звучит легко, правда? Ну, по пути, Осень обнаруживает, насколько люди защищены от правды о внеземной жизни и их огромной силы защищать или уничтожать нас.
Holy Crap The World is Ending How a Trip to the Bookstore d to Sex with an Alien and the Destruction of Earth The Annnaki Chronicles 1 Au plus fort de l'apocalypse imminente devant Autumn, drop-dead gifful et kickass ninja ad executive, a été chargé de sauver toute l'humanité. Président vient d'annoncer qu'une lune paria se dirige directement vers la Terre, menaçant de détruire la planète et ses habitants. Comme prévu, le chaos éclate partout, mais, étonnamment, Taco Bell reste ouverte et rentable ces derniers jours. Avec une bouteille de vin et une roue de fromage Bree, l'Automne envahit un vaisseau spatial et part en mission pour sauver ses semblables humains, accompagné de son copain extraterrestre sexy et de son ami kleptomane aux cheveux ignifuges. La tâche est simple : piller l'Arche du Testament d'un bunker gouvernemental secret sous un grand magasin en Arkansas et, avec son aide, rassembler toute la race humaine en un seul câlin de groupe. Ça a l'air facile, non ? En chemin, l'Automne découvre à quel point les gens sont protégés de la vérité sur la vie extraterrestre et de leur énorme pouvoir de nous protéger ou de nous détruire.
Holy Crap The World is Ending How a Trip to the Bookstore d to Sex with an Alien and the Destruction of Earth The Annnaki Chronicles 1 En medio de lo que se avecina apocalipsis a Autumn, drop-dead gifful and kickass ninja ad executive, se le dio la tarea de salvar a toda la humanidad. presidente acaba de anunciar que una luna pícara se dirige directamente hacia la Tierra, amenazando con destruir el planeta y sus habitantes. Como era de esperar, el caos estalla en todas partes, pero, sorprendentemente, Taco Bell sigue abierto y rentable estos últimos días. Con una botella de vino y una rueda de queso Bree, Autumn se apodera de la nave espacial y se embarca en una misión para rescatar a sus compañeros humanos acompañados de su sexy novio alienígena y su amigo cleptoman con el pelo ignífugo. La tarea que se plantea es simple: saquear el Arca de la Alianza de un búnker secreto del gobierno bajo una tienda departamental en Arkansas y con su ayuda unir a toda la raza humana en un solo abrazo grupal. Suena fácil, verdad? Bueno, en el camino, Otoño descubre cuán protegidos están los humanos de la verdad sobre la vida extraterrestre y su enorme poder para protegernos o destruirnos.
Holy Crap The World is Ending How a Trip to the Bookstore d to Sex with an Alien and The Destrouth of Earth The Annnaki Cronicles 1 No meio de um apocalipse iminente em frente ao Autumn, drop-dead gifful and kickass ninja ad executive, o objetivo foi salvar toda a humanidade. O Presidente acabou de anunciar que uma lua exilada está a caminho da Terra, ameaçando destruir o planeta e os seus habitantes. Como esperado, há caos por todo o lado, mas, surpreendentemente, a Taco Bell continua aberta e lucrativa nestes últimos dias. Com uma garrafa de vinho e uma roda de queijo Bree, Outono invade uma nave espacial e faz uma missão para salvar os seus companheiros humanos acompanhados de um namorado alienígena sexy e de um amigo cleptomano com cabelos de fogo. A tarefa é simples: saquear a Arca do Testamento de um bunker secreto do governo sob uma loja no Arkansas e juntar toda a raça humana em um único abraço de grupo. Parece fácil, não é? Bem, no caminho, Outono descobre o quanto as pessoas estão protegidas da verdade sobre a vida extraterrestre e o seu poder enorme para nos proteger ou destruir.
Holy Crap The World is Ending How a Trip to the Bookstore d to Sex with an Alien and the Strage of Earth The Annnaki Chronicles 1 Nel bel mezzo di un'apocalisse in arrivo davanti ad Autumn, drop-dead gifful and kickass ninja ad executive, è stato dato il compito di salvare tutta l'umanità. Il Presidente ha appena annunciato che la luna emarginata si sta dirigendo verso la Terra, minacciando di distruggere il pianeta e i suoi abitanti. Come previsto, il caos esplode ovunque, ma, sorprendentemente, Taco Bell rimane aperta e redditizia in questi ultimi giorni. Con una bottiglia di vino e una ruota di formaggio Bree, Autunno prende la navicella spaziale e parte per la missione di salvare i suoi compagni umani accompagnati dal suo ragazzo alieno sexy e il suo amico cleptomane con i capelli a fuoco. L'obiettivo è semplice: saccheggiare l'Arca del Testamento da un bunker governativo segreto sotto un grande magazzino in Arkansas e unire l'intera razza umana in un unico abbraccio di gruppo. Sembra facile, vero? Beh, durante il tragitto, Autunno scopre quanto le persone siano protette dalla verità sulla vita aliena e dal loro enorme potere di proteggerci o distruggerci.
Holy Crap Die Welt ist Ending Wie eine Reise zum Bookstore Führte zum Sex mit einem Alien und der Zerstörung der Erde Die Anunnaki Chroniken 1 Inmitten der drohenden Apokalypse vor dem Herbst, Drop-Dead Gifful und Kickass ninja ad executive, wurde beauftragt, die gesamte Menschheit zu retten. Der Präsident hat gerade angekündigt, dass ein Schurkenmond direkt auf die Erde zusteuert und droht, den Planeten und seine Bewohner zu zerstören. Wie erwartet bricht überall Chaos aus, aber überraschenderweise bleibt Taco Bell in diesen letzten Tagen offen und profitabel. Mit einer Flasche Wein und einem Rad Bree-Käse übernimmt Autumn das Raumschiff und begibt sich auf eine Mission, um seine Mitmenschen zu retten, begleitet von seinem sexy Alien-Freund und seinem Kleptomanen-Freund mit feuerhemmendem Haar. Die Aufgabe ist einfach: die Bundeslade aus einem geheimen Regierungsbunker unter einem Kaufhaus in Arkansas zu plündern und mit ihrer Hilfe die gesamte menschliche Rasse zu einer einzigen Gruppenumarmung zu vereinen. Klingt einfach, oder? Nun, auf dem Weg dorthin entdeckt der Herbst, wie sehr die Menschen vor der Wahrheit über außerirdisches ben und ihrer enormen Macht, uns zu schützen oder zu zerstören, geschützt sind.
לכל הרוחות העולם מסתיים כיצד טיול לחנות הספרים הוביל לסקס עם חייזר והרס כדור הארץ דברי ימי אנונקי 1 בעיצומו של אפוקליפסה הממשמשת ובאה לפני הסתיו, Drop-Dead Gifful ו Kickass מנהל פרסום נינג 'ה, המשימה נקבעה כדי להציל את כל האנושות. הנשיא הודיע זה עתה כי ירח נוכלים הולך ישר לכדור הארץ, מאיים להשמיד את כדור הארץ ותושביו. כצפוי, כאוס פורץ בכל מקום, אבל באופן מפתיע, טאקו בל נשאר פתוח ורווחי בימים האחרונים. עם בקבוק יין וגלגל גבינת ברי, אוטום משתלט על החללית ויוצא למשימה להציל את חבריו בני האדם, בליווי החבר החייזר הסקסי שלו והחבר הקלפטומני שלו עם שיער מעכב אש. המשימה היא פשוטה: לבזוז את ארון הברית מבונקר ממשלתי סודי מתחת לחנות כלבו בארקנסו ולהשתמש בו כדי לאחד את כל המין האנושי לחיבוק קבוצתי אחד. נשמע קל, נכון? ובכן, לאורך הדרך, סתיו מגלה כמה בני אדם מוגנים מהאמת על חיים מחוץ לכדור הארץ והכוח העצום שלהם כדי להגן או להשמיד אותנו.''
Holy Crap The World is Ending How a Trip to the Bookstore d to Sex with an Alien and the Destruction of Earth Anunnaki Chronicles 1 Sonbahardan Önce Yaklaşan Bir Kıyametin Ortasında, Drop-Dead Gifful ve Kickass ninja reklam yöneticisi, görev kurtarmaya ayarlandı Tüm insanlık. Başkan az önce haydut bir ayın Dünya'ya doğru ilerlediğini ve gezegeni ve sakinlerini yok etmekle tehdit ettiğini açıkladı. Beklendiği gibi, kaos her yerde patlak verir, ancak şaşırtıcı bir şekilde, Taco Bell bu son günlerde açık ve karlı kalır. Bir şişe şarap ve bir tekerlek Brie peyniri ile Autumn, uzay gemisini devralır ve seksi uzaylı erkek arkadaşı ve kleptomanik arkadaşı ile ateş geciktirici saçları eşliğinde diğer insanları kurtarmak için bir göreve başlar. Eldeki görev basit: Arkansas mağazasının altındaki gizli bir hükümet sığınağından Ahit Sandığı'nı yağmalamak ve tüm insan ırkını tek bir grup kucaklamasında birleştirmek için kullanmak. Kulağa kolay geliyor, değil mi? Peki, yol boyunca, Autumn, insanların dünya dışı yaşam hakkındaki gerçeklerden ve bizi korumak veya yok etmek için muazzam güçlerinden nasıl korunduğunu keşfeder.
حماقة مقدسة العالم ينهي كيف أدت رحلة إلى المكتبة إلى ممارسة الجنس مع أجنبي وتدمير الأرض سجلات أنوناكي 1 في خضم نهاية العالم الوشيكة قبل الخريف، قطرة ميتة جيفول وكافول مدير إعلان النينجا، تم تعيين المهمة لإنقاذ البشرية جمعاء. أعلن الرئيس للتو أن قمرًا مارقًا يتجه مباشرة نحو الأرض، ويهدد بتدمير الكوكب وسكانه. كما هو متوقع، تندلع الفوضى في كل مكان، ولكن من المدهش أن يظل تاكو بيل منفتحًا ومربحًا في الأيام الماضية. مع زجاجة نبيذ وعجلة من جبن بري، يستولي الخريف على سفينة الفضاء ويشرع في مهمة لإنقاذ زملائه البشر، برفقة صديقه الفضائي المثير وصديقه المصاب بمرض الكليبتوما بشعر مثبط للحريق. المهمة المطروحة بسيطة: نهب تابوت العهد من مخبأ حكومي سري تحت متجر متعدد الأقسام في أركنساس واستخدامه لتوحيد الجنس البشري بأكمله في احتضان مجموعة واحدة. يبدو الأمر سهلاً، صحيح ؟ حسنًا، على طول الطريق، يكتشف الخريف مدى حماية البشر من حقيقة الحياة خارج كوكب الأرض وقوتهم الهائلة لحمايتنا أو تدميرنا.
세계는 서점으로의 여행이 외계인과 지구의 파괴로 이어지는 방법을 끝내고있다. 작업은 인류의 모든 것을 구하기 위해 설정되었습니다. 대통령은 방금 불량 달이 지구로 직진하여 지구와 그 주민들을 파괴하겠다고 위협한다고 발표했습니다. 예상대로 혼돈은 어디에서나 발생하지만 놀랍게도 Taco Bell은 과거에도 개방적이고 수익성이 있습니다. 와인 한 병과 브리 치즈 바퀴를 사용하여 가을은 우주선을 점령하고 섹시한 외계인 남자 친구와 난연성 머리카락을 가진 kleptomaniac 친구와 함께 동료 인간을 구출하는 임무를 시작합니다. 당면한 임무는 간단합니다. 아칸소 백화점 아래의 비밀 정부 벙커에서 언약의 방주를 약탈하고 인류 전체를 단일 그룹 포옹으로 통합하는 데 사용합니다. 쉽게 들리나요? 그 과정에서 가을은 인간이 외계 생명체에 대한 진실과 우리를 보호하거나 파괴 할 수있는 엄청난 힘으로부터 어떻게 보호되는지 발견합니다.
Holy Crap The World是如何通過外星人和地球毀滅的《阿努納基紀事》1在秋天前即將到來的啟示錄的高峰期,drop-dead gifful and kickass ninja ad executive,任務是拯救全人類。總統剛剛宣布,流氓月亮正直奔地球,威脅要摧毀地球及其居民。正如預期的那樣,到處都是混亂,但令人驚訝的是,TacoBell在最近幾天仍然開放和盈利。秋天帶著一瓶葡萄酒和Bree奶酪的輪子,接管了飛船,並在性感的外星男友和阻燃頭發的kleptoman朋友的陪同下執行了拯救人類同伴的任務。所設定的任務很簡單:從阿肯色州一家百貨商店下方的秘密政府掩體中掠奪《約櫃》,並在他的幫助下將所有人類團結成一個集體擁抱。聽起來很容易,對吧?好吧,在途中,秋天揭示了人們對外星生命的真相及其保護或摧毀我們的巨大力量的保護。

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