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Your Mother Was a Neanderthal (Time Warp Trio, #4)
Author: Jon Scieszka
Year: January 1, 1993
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Language: English



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In this fourth installment of the series, they find themselves transported back in time to the Stone Age, where they must navigate through a world without modern technology and face various challenges to return home. In this exciting adventure, the trio discovers that cave art is a form of graffiti, and rock and music take on a whole new meaning. However, some people will do anything to avoid doing their homework, including using ancient technology to communicate with each other. The group faces hostility from a tribe of cavewomen, encounters a hungry-looking saber-toothed tiger, experiences an earthquake, and meets a woolly mammoth who wants to turn them into "toe-jam. " To make matters worse, writing has not been invented yet, making it difficult for The Book to help them return home. As they journey through prehistoric times, the trio realizes the importance of understanding the process of technological evolution and developing a personal paradigm for perceiving the technological advancements of modern knowledge. This understanding becomes the basis for their survival and the unification of people in a warring state. With their unique blend of humor and historical accuracy, the Time Warp Trio's latest adventure is sure to entertain and educate readers of all ages.
В этой четвертой части серии они оказываются перенесенными во времени в каменный век, где они должны перемещаться по миру без современных технологий и сталкиваться с различными проблемами, чтобы вернуться домой. В этом захватывающем приключении трио обнаруживает, что пещерное искусство - это форма граффити, а рок и музыка приобретают совершенно новый смысл. Однако некоторые люди будут делать что угодно, чтобы избежать выполнения домашнего задания, в том числе использовать древние технологии для общения друг с другом. Группа сталкивается с враждебностью со стороны племени пещерных женщин, сталкивается с голодного вида саблезубым тигром, переживает землетрясение и встречает шерстистого мамонта, который хочет превратить их в «мыс-джем». "Что еще хуже, писательство еще не изобретено, что затрудняет" Книгу ", помогая им вернуться домой. Путешествуя по доисторическим временам, трио осознает важность понимания процесса технологической эволюции и разработки личной парадигмы для восприятия технологических достижений современных знаний. Это понимание становится основой для их выживания и объединения людей в воюющем государстве. Благодаря своему уникальному сочетанию юмора и исторической точности, последнее приключение Time Warp Trio наверняка развлекает и воспитывает читателей всех возрастов.
Dans cette quatrième partie de la série, ils se retrouvent transférés dans le temps dans l'âge de pierre, où ils doivent se déplacer à travers le monde sans technologie moderne et faire face à divers problèmes pour rentrer chez eux. Dans cette aventure passionnante, le trio découvre que l'art des cavernes est une forme de graffiti, et que le rock et la musique prennent un tout nouveau sens. Cependant, certaines personnes feront n'importe quoi pour éviter de faire leurs devoirs, y compris en utilisant des technologies anciennes pour communiquer entre elles. groupe est confronté à l'hostilité de la tribu des femmes des cavernes, fait face à une espèce affamée de tigre de sabre, survit à un tremblement de terre et rencontre un mammouth laineux qui veut les transformer en « Cap Jem ». "Pire encore, l'écriture n'a pas encore été inventée, ce qui rend le Livre difficile en les aidant à rentrer chez eux. En parcourant les temps préhistoriques, le trio est conscient de l'importance de comprendre le processus d'évolution technologique et de développer un paradigme personnel pour percevoir les progrès technologiques des connaissances modernes. Cette compréhension devient la base de leur survie et de l'unification des personnes dans un État en guerre. Grâce à son mélange unique d'humour et de précision historique, la dernière aventure du Time Warp Trio divertit et éduque les lecteurs de tous âges.
En esta cuarta entrega de la serie se encuentran trasladados en el tiempo a la Edad de Piedra, donde deben moverse por el mundo sin la tecnología moderna y enfrentarse a diversos retos para regresar a casa. En esta emocionante aventura, el trío descubre que el arte rupestre es una forma de graffiti, y el rock y la música adquieren un significado completamente nuevo. n embargo, algunas personas harán cualquier cosa para evitar hacer sus deberes, incluyendo usar tecnología antigua para comunicarse entre sí. grupo se enfrenta a la hostilidad de una tribu de mujeres cavernícolas, se enfrenta a una especie hambrienta de tigre de sable, sobrevive a un terremoto y se encuentra con un mamut lanudo que quiere convertirlos en un «cabo-jam». "Para empeorar las cosas, todavía no se ha inventado la escritura, lo que dificulta que el les ayude a volver a casa. Viajando por tiempos prehistóricos, el trío es consciente de la importancia de entender el proceso de evolución tecnológica y el desarrollo de un paradigma personal para percibir los avances tecnológicos del conocimiento moderno. Este entendimiento se convierte en la base para su supervivencia y la unificación de las personas en un estado en guerra. Gracias a su combinación única de humor y precisión histórica, la última aventura de Time Warp Trio seguramente entretiene y educa a lectores de todas las edades.
Nesta quarta parte da série, eles acabam transferidos no tempo para a Idade da Pedra, onde devem viajar pelo mundo sem a tecnologia moderna e enfrentar vários desafios para voltar para casa. Nesta emocionante aventura, o trio revela que a arte das cavernas é uma forma de grafite, e que o rock e a música ganham um significado totalmente novo. No entanto, algumas pessoas farão qualquer coisa para evitar os trabalhos de casa, incluindo usar tecnologias antigas para se comunicar umas com as outras. O grupo enfrenta a hostilidade de uma tribo de mulheres cavernosas, enfrenta um tipo faminto de tigre de sabre, sofre um terremoto e encontra um mamute de lã que quer transformá-los em «cabo-jam». "Para piorar a situação, a escrita ainda não foi inventada, o que dificulta o Livro, ajudando-os a voltar para casa. Viajando pela pré-história, o trio compreende a importância de compreender a evolução tecnológica e desenvolver um paradigma pessoal para a percepção dos avanços tecnológicos do conhecimento moderno. Este entendimento torna-se a base para a sobrevivência deles e para a união das pessoas num estado em guerra. Graças à sua combinação única de humor e precisão histórica, a última aventura do Time Warp Trio certamente diverte e cria leitores de todas as idades.
In questa quarta parte della serie si trovano trasportati nel tempo nell'età della pietra, dove devono viaggiare nel mondo senza tecnologia moderna e affrontare diverse sfide per tornare a casa. In questa emozionante avventura, il trio scopre che l'arte delle caverne è una forma di graffiti e che il rock e la musica hanno un significato completamente nuovo. Tuttavia, alcune persone faranno qualsiasi cosa per evitare di fare i compiti, tra cui utilizzare le tecnologie antiche per comunicare tra loro. Il gruppo affronta l'ostilità della tribù delle donne delle caverne, affronta un tipo affamato di tigre di sciabola, subisce un terremoto e incontra un mammut di lana che vuole trasformarle in «Cape Marmellata». "Peggio ancora, la scrittura non è ancora stata inventata, il che rende il difficile aiutarli a tornare a casa. Viaggiando nella preistoria, il trio è consapevole dell'importanza di comprendere l'evoluzione tecnologica e sviluppare un paradigma personale per la percezione dei progressi tecnologici delle conoscenze moderne. Questa comprensione diventa la base per la loro sopravvivenza e l'unione delle persone in uno stato in guerra. Grazie alla sua unica combinazione di umorismo e precisione storica, l'ultima avventura di Time Warp Trio deve intrattenere ed educare i lettori di tutte le età.
In diesem vierten Teil der Serie werden sie in die Steinzeit versetzt, wo sie ohne moderne Technik durch die Welt reisen und sich verschiedenen Herausforderungen stellen müssen, um nach Hause zurückzukehren. In diesem spannenden Abenteuer entdeckt das Trio, dass Höhlenkunst eine Form von Graffiti ist und Rock und Musik eine ganz neue Bedeutung bekommen. Einige Menschen werden jedoch alles tun, um Hausaufgaben zu vermeiden, einschließlich der Verwendung alter Technologien, um miteinander zu kommunizieren. Die Gruppe sieht sich Anfeindungen des Stammes der Höhlenfrauen ausgesetzt, begegnet dem hungrig wirkenden Säbelzahntiger, erlebt ein Erdbeben und trifft auf ein wolliges Mammut, das sie in eine „Cape Jam“ verwandeln will. "Erschwerend kommt hinzu, dass das Schreiben noch nicht erfunden wurde, was es dem Buch erschwert, ihnen zu helfen, nach Hause zurückzukehren. Während sie durch prähistorische Zeiten reisen, ist sich das Trio der Bedeutung bewusst, den Prozess der technologischen Evolution zu verstehen und ein persönliches Paradigma zu entwickeln, um die technologischen Fortschritte des modernen Wissens wahrzunehmen. Dieses Verständnis wird zur Grundlage für ihr Überleben und die Vereinigung der Menschen in einem kriegführenden Staat. Mit seiner einzigartigen Kombination aus Humor und historischer Präzision ist das neueste Abenteuer des Time Warp Trios sicher unterhaltsam und fördert ser aller Altersgruppen.
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Serinin bu dördüncü bölümünde, kendilerini modern teknoloji olmadan dünyayı dolaşmaları ve eve dönmek için çeşitli zorluklarla karşılaşmaları gereken Taş Devri'ne geri döndüler. Bu heyecan verici macerada üçlü, mağara sanatının bir grafiti biçimi olduğunu keşfediyor ve rock ve müzik yepyeni bir anlam kazanıyor. Bununla birlikte, bazı insanlar birbirleriyle iletişim kurmak için eski teknolojiyi kullanmak da dahil olmak üzere ev ödevi yapmaktan kaçınmak için her şeyi yapacaktır. Grup, mağara kadınları kabilesinin düşmanlığıyla karşı karşıya kalır, aç bir kılıç dişli kaplan türüyle karşılaşır, bir depremden kurtulur ve onları "Cape Jam'e dönüştürmek isteyen yünlü bir mamutla karşılaşır." Daha da kötüsü, "Kitap'ı zorlaştıran ve eve dönmelerine yardımcı olan yazı henüz icat edilmedi. Tarih öncesi zamanlarda seyahat eden üçlü, teknolojik evrim sürecini anlamanın ve modern bilginin teknolojik ilerlemelerini algılamak için kişisel bir paradigma geliştirmenin önemini kabul eder. Bu anlayış, hayatta kalmalarının ve savaşan bir durumda insanların birleşmesinin temeli haline gelir. Eşsiz mizah ve tarihsel doğruluk karışımıyla, en son Time Warp Trio macerası her yaştan okuyucuyu eğlendirecek ve besleyecek.
في هذا الجزء الرابع من السلسلة، يجدون أنفسهم قد تم نقلهم في الوقت المناسب إلى العصر الحجري، حيث يجب عليهم التنقل في العالم بدون التكنولوجيا الحديثة ومواجهة تحديات مختلفة للعودة إلى ديارهم. في هذه المغامرة المثيرة، يكتشف الثلاثي أن فن الكهف هو شكل من أشكال الكتابة على الجدران، وأن موسيقى الروك والموسيقى تأخذ معنى جديدًا تمامًا. ومع ذلك، سيفعل بعض الأشخاص أي شيء لتجنب أداء الواجب المنزلي، بما في ذلك استخدام التكنولوجيا القديمة للتواصل مع بعضهم البعض. تواجه المجموعة العداء من قبيلة من النساء الكهوف، وتواجه نوعًا جائعًا من النمر ذو الأسنان السيف، وتنجو من زلزال، وتواجه عملاقًا صوفيًا يريد تحويلهم إلى "كيب جام". "ومما زاد الطين بلة، أن الكتابة لم يتم اختراعها بعد، مما يجعل" الكتاب "صعبًا، مما يساعدهم العودة إلى الوطن. عبر عصور ما قبل التاريخ، يدرك الثلاثي أهمية فهم عملية التطور التكنولوجي وتطوير نموذج شخصي لإدراك التقدم التكنولوجي للمعرفة الحديثة. يصبح هذا الفهم الأساس لبقائهم وتوحيد الناس في دولة متحاربة. مع مزيجها الفريد من الفكاهة والدقة التاريخية، من المؤكد أن أحدث مغامرة Time Warp Trio ستسلي القراء من جميع الأعمار وترعاهم.

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